How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why are ghosts always single?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

When do mice play every day?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why are all priests fit?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?