What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?