Want to hear a joke about construction?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why are cowboys always religious?

How does a cow do math?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?