What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Where do termites go camping?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?