Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?