What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Which animal is the most religious?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What kind of ant is good at math?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Who invented fractions?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?