What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Where do pigs learn magic?