Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?