What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why do all the planets get along?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
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