What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
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