Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What birds make average students?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?