What's a goose's favorite book?
Moby Duck.
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
How does a cow do math?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call a small mom?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!