What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Which office space loves to cut corners?