My Valentine this year is a goalie.

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

How do amoebas make calls?