What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

I'm not a bad putter.

What dish does only a baseball player use?