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What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What kind of dog chases anything red?