Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

How did the tree get lost?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What game do cows play at parties?