Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
When does a horse talk?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why do kids love theater classes?
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