Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What vehicles are in the best shape?
How does a barber get to work?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
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