Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
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What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
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