What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What bird is always sad?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did spring break up with winter?