What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why can you never find the number nine?

How does the sun listen to music?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?