What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
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How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
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