What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
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