What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
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Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
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