Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why was the fish so smart?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What do you call two birds in love?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What's a pastor's favorite city?