What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
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Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
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Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How does a barber get to work?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
When should baseball players wear armor?
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