What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
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What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What is the most adorable season?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
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What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
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