What game does a rabbit always win?
Hopscotch.
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What animal floats best?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What kind of water does an angel like?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
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