Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What animal floats best?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What kind of water does an angel like?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?