How can you make 7 even?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why did electricity win the race?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why did spring break up with winter?