What did the pen say to the pencil?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

How do you organize a space party?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?