How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Where do stars go to college?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?