Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why are fish such good architects?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Are baby skunks cute?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What country has the most fish?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

I broke my finger!