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It sure is toast-y in here!
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What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
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What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
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What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Which insect makes the best father?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
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