What does bread say when it gets too warm?
It sure is toast-y in here!
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
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