What does bread say when it gets too warm?
It sure is toast-y in here!
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
How do hurricanes see?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
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