What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
A MoonPie®.
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Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What sweet treat never panics?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
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