What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

When do astronauts eat?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What game can you play while eating dinner?