What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?