What bird is always sad?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why is a computer so smart?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What condiment has wings?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.