What do you call the pig that does karate?

What fish only swims at night?

Are baby skunks cute?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What food is a man's best friend?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?