What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What condiment has wings?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?