Why are baseball players so good at math?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

How do you arrest a pig?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

Why are goats so funny?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?