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Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?