What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What animal knows how to work a computer?