Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

When do cows get tired?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What kind of books do boats write?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?