Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?