How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why is a computer so smart?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?