What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What animal loves Indian food?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Where do hamsters come from?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Where are average things manufactured?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?