What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why was the bunny upset?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What does Santa order at the bar?