What do you give a sick lemon?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..