What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why are cause and effect so close?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?