What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What fish only swims at night?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
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