What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
How does dinner smell?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
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