What vegetables do librarians like?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.