Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Which computer won the talent show?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?