My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?