Which computer won the talent show?
A Dell.
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What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How does dinner smell?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
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Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
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What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
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