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Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

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Why are computers so good at golf?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call a snowman's dog?