Why do porcupines always win the game?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?