What did the confused bee say?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?