Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What table can you never sit at?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do you call an animal pop star?