What do you call a Zen egg?

How does dinner smell?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What kind of books do boats write?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?