What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?