Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What animal floats best?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?