What kind of water do fireworks like?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What do you call a short cow?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?