What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?