What is the opposite of coffee?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?