What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What's the coldest vegetable?

When do cows get tired?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?