Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What's the loudest sport?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What's E.T. short for?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?