What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?