What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Which singer could always break a five?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?