What is the opposite of coffee?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

How much does freedom weigh?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What did the stair machines call each other?