What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What British bugs are the best singers?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why is furniture so generous?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why do rhinos charge?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?