Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Which is the worst season?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?