Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What did one firefly say to the other?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why are winter days great?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?