What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What did the salad say to its dad?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What kind of books do boats write?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?