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My Valentine this year is a goalie.

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Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why are boxers good comedians?

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How do animals blend into the desert?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

How do you make a cow float?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?