Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?