How do you compliment a cat?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What birds make average students?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?