Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
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What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What animals make the best students?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
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