Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What kind of music do planets like?
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