What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What animal has the most fun?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What food is a man's best friend?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What building always gets stains on it?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?