Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?