Why did the cow cross the road?

How long do chickens work?

What animal floats best?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?