What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why was the spider so smart?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?