Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What type of car do planets buy?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What day is your mom always right?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?