Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What did the sick chicken say?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Where do ships always get stuck?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What's the loudest sport?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?