What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why did the foal cough?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?