What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.