Why do cows go to New York?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Which is the worst season?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?