Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?