What is the most attractive fruit?
A fine-apple.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did summer say to spring?
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