Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?