What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What table can you never sit at?

What did March say to the madness?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What do you call bears with no ears?