What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Where does a camper keep his money?

How do automobiles fly?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?