What do you call a household of counselors?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?