Which insect makes the best father?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why do cats love to work?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

When do astronauts eat?

What do you call an old snowman?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What do you call an artistic dog?