How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
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What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
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What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
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What color are all the books in the library?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
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