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Well-armed.
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What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
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Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
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What type of birds stay together forever?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What bird is always sad?
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