What do you call a hairless poodle?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?