What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?