What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?