What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
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How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Where do burgers like to dance?
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