What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
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