What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
How are mountains able to see?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
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