What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
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