What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Which animal will never go bald?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What is the color of the wind?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
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