Do dads always snore?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What kind of music do planets like?