What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?