What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?