Why do porcupines always win the game?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What's the loudest sport?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?