What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Purritos.
What should you wear to a tea party?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
I broke my finger!
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why is summer always sad?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
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