What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?