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Purritos.
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What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
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What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
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Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
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