Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
I'm not a bad putter.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
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