Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
What game do cows play at parties?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
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