Why is furniture so generous?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?