Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What school subject really rocks?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why was the fish so smart?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?