What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What are baby potatoes called?

What does a dog say before eating?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?