What's the opposite of irony?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What do nosey peppers do?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?