What's the most expensive plate in church?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why is spring the oddest season?