What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What is a table you can eat?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

How do you get straight A's?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?