What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Where do termites go camping?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What sport do horses love to play?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?