Why does Jesus drive so much?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?