How do automobiles fly?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What season begins with a thud?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What do math teachers eat?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?