What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Who invented fractions?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why was the bud so shy?