What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?