What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Jeepers Creepers.
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
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