Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What do you call octopus twins?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What sports are both plant-based?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?