Did you take the patient's temperature?
No. Is it missing?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
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