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My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Who invented fractions?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?