What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What do you call two birds in love?

Where does breakfast live?

What bird is always sad?