What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?