Did you take the patient's temperature?
No. Is it missing?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
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