Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What is the wealthiest fish?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why was the bunny upset?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?