Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What do bees chew?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?