Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?