What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
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