Where do horses reside?
In neigh-borhoods.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do jokesters study in college?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
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