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What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?