Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?