What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

How do birds threaten one another?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Where do tough ducks come from?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why did the turtle cross the road?