What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Which elf is the best singer?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.