What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

When do flowers get their workout in?

How do you arrest a pig?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Which is the worst season?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?