How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?