Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

How does the sun listen to music?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why was the bee sad?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?