What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

When do mice play every day?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?