What is a spider's favorite book?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?