What do ocean animals do when it snows?
They build a snow-manta ray!
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
When do mice play every day?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
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